they ransacked the clouds of sunset,the thunderbolts of heaven,the deeps of hell,and the splendor of the resurrection for tropes and metaphors,and hurled the result at the head of the guest of the evening.
never since the morning stars sung together for joy,i learned,had an amazed creation witnessed such superhuman bravery as that displayed by the american navy in the samoa cyclone.till earth rotted in the phosphorescent star-and-stripe slime of a decayed universe,that god-like gallantry would not be forgotten.igrieve that i cannot give the exact words.my attempt at reproducing their spirit is pale and inadequate.i sat bewildered on a coruscating niagara of blatherum-skite.it was magnificent--it was stupendous--and i was conscious of a wicked desire to hide my face in a napkin and grin.then,according to rule,they produced their dead,and across the snowy table-cloths dragged the corpse of every man slain in the civil war,and hurled defiance at "our natural enemy"(england,so please you),"with her chain of fortresses across the world."thereafter they glorified their nation afresh from the beginning,in case any detail should have been overlooked,and that made me uncomfortable for their sakes.how in the world can a white man,a sahib,of our blood,stand up and plaster praise on his own country?he can think as highly as he likes,but this open-mouthed vehemence of adoration struck me almost as indelicate.my hosts talked for rather more than three hours,and at the end seemed ready for three hours more.