TwOTicketsPlease
Ayoungmanwasinlovewithagirl.Atoneweekend,heinvitedhisgirlfriendtothecinema.Whentheywereattheticketbox,theyoungmansaidtotheticketseller,“Twotickets,please.’’Whentheticketsellertoldhimthatalltheticketshadsoldout,thedisappointedyoungmansaid,“ThendoyouhaveanysurticketsthatcanallowUStostandtogether?”