WhatW…BetheHeadline
WhenamaninMacon，Ga.，cameuponawilddogattackingayoungboy，hequicklygrabbedtheanimalandthrottleditwithhistwohands.Areportersawtheincident，congratulatedthemanandtoldhimtheheadlinethefollowingdaywouldread，“LocalManSavesChildbyKillingViciousAnimal.”Thehero，however，toldthejournalistthathewasn’tfromMacon，“Well，then，”thereportersaid，“theheadlinewillprobablysay.‘GeorgiaManSavesChildbyKillingDog’”。“Actual—ly，”themansaid，“I’mfromConnecticut.”“Inthatcase，”there.portersaidinahuff，“theheadlinewillread，‘YankeeKillsFamilyPet.’”