ACleverdog
Adogownerclaimedthathispet，whengivenmoney，wouIdgotothenewsstalltobuyapaper.Hisfriendinsistedonademonstrationandhandedthedogsomemoney.Thedogtrottedoff，butanhour1aterhehadstillnotreturnedwiththepaper.“Howmuchdidyougivehim7，askedtheowner.“Fivedollars.”‘Well，thatexplainsit.Whenyougivehimfivedollars，hegoestoamovie.'’