IWanttoGet0ut
Abarownerlockeduphisplaceat2a.m.andwenthometosleep.Hehadbeeninbedonlyafewminuteswhe.nthephonerang.“Whattimedoyouopenupinthemorning?”heheardanobviouslyin‘ebriatedmaninquire.TheownerwasSOfurious,heslammeddownthereceiverandwentbacktobed.Afewminuteslatertherewasanothercallandheheardthesamevoiceaskthesamequestion.“Listen,”theownershouted.“there’SnosenseinaskingmewhattimeIopenbe—cause1wouldn’tletapersoninyourconditionin一”“Idon’twanttogetin,”thecallerinterjected.“1wanttogetout.”