Joe:What is it?

Kathleen:I have you to thank for it,for the first time in my lifewhen fronted with a horrible,innsitive person I klywhat I wao say and I said it.

Joe:Well,I think you have a gift for it.It erfect blend ofpoetry and meanness.

Kathleen:M e a n n e s s ,l e t me t e l l y o u s ome t h i n g a b o u tmeanness……

Joe:Don’t misuand me.I’m just trying to pay you apliment.

Kathleen:Oh,oh,why are you toug that?What are youdoing?

Joe:Is this a red ro?No,you know it’s a crimson ro.Somethingyou read about in a book,no doubt.

Kathleen:It’s funny to you,isn’t it?Everything is a joke to you.

Plea leave.Plea,plea leave,I beg you.Thank you.

Joe:You know what that hanky reminds me of?

Kathleen:Hmm……

Joe:The first day I met you.

Kathleen:The first day you lied to me.

Joe:I didn’t lie to you.

Kathleen:You did too.

Joe:No,I didn’t.

Kathleen:Yes,you did.

Joe:I did not.

Kathleen:You did too.

Joe:I did not.

Kathleen:You did too.

Joe:l did not.

Kathleen:You did too.I thought all that Fox stuff was so charming.

F-O-X.

Joe:Well,I didn’t lie about it.

Kathleen:Joe,just call me Joe.

Joe:Sure.

Kathleen:As if you were one of tho stupid 22-year old girls withno last name.Hi,I’m Kimberly,hi,I’m Janice.Don’t they knowyou’re suppod to have a last ’s like they’re airegeion of cocktail waitress.

Joe:What is it?

Kathleen:I have you to thank for it,for the first time in my lifewhen fronted with a horrible,innsitive person I klywhat I wao say and I said it.

Joe:Well,I think you have a gift for it.It erfect blend ofpoetry and meanness.

Kathleen:M e a n n e s s ,l e t me t e l l y o u s ome t h i n g a b o u tmeanness……

Joe:Don’t misuand me.I’m just trying to pay you apliment.

Kathleen:Oh,oh,why are you toug that?What are youdoing?

Joe:Is this a red ro?No,you know it’s a crimson ro.Somethingyou read about in a book,no doubt.

Kathleen:It’s funny to you,isn’t it?Everything is a joke to you.

Plea leave.Plea,plea leave,I beg you.Thank you.

Joe:You know what that hanky reminds me of?

Kathleen:Hmm……

Joe:The first day I met you.

Kathleen:The first day you lied to me.

Joe:I didn’t lie to you.

Kathleen:You did too.

Joe:No,I didn’t.

Kathleen:Yes,you did.

Joe:I did not.

Kathleen:You did too.

Joe:I did not.

Kathleen:You did too.

Joe:l did not.

Kathleen:You did too.I thought all that Fox stuff was so charming.

F-O-X.

Joe:Well,I didn’t lie about it.

Kathleen:Joe,just call me Joe.