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Forrest Gump
by Winston Groom
For Jimbo Meador and George Radcliff-who have always made a point of being kind to Forrest and his friends.
There is a pleasure sure in being mad which none but madmen know.
Dryden
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Let me say this: bein a idiot is no box of chocolates. People laugh, lose patience, treat you shabby. Now they says folks sposed to be kind to the afflicted, but let me tell you-it ain’t always that way. Even so, I got no complaints, cause I reckon I done live a pretty interestin life, so to speak.
I been a idiot since I was born. My IQ is near 70, which qualifies me, so they say. Probly, tho, I’m closer to bein a imbecile or maybe even a moron, but personally, I’d rather think of mysef as like a halfwit, or somethin-an not no idiot-cause when people think of a idiot, more’n likely they be thinkin of one of them Mongolian idiots-the ones with they eyes too close together what look like Chinamen an drool a lot an play with theyselfs.
Now I’m slow-I’ll grant you that, but I’m probly a lot brighter than folks think, cause what goes on in my mind is a sight different than what folks see. For instance, I can think things pretty good, but when I got to try sayin or writin them, it kinda come out like jello or somethin. I’ll show you what I mean.⊙思⊙兔⊙在⊙線⊙閱⊙讀⊙