不做決定的人是不會犯錯的，永遠都這樣。
★Murphy''s metalaw knowing Murphy''s law will never help.
墨菲星際法則：知道墨菲法則是必要的，但不會帶來任何幫助。
★Everything that could possibly go wrong for anyone el always ems to happen to you.
那些誰碰上都倒黴的事兒老是會在你的身上應驗。
★The person ahead of you in the queue，will have the most plex transa possible.
排在你前麵的人總是有最複雜的手續要辦，總讓你等很久。就像在銀行櫃台，每次你急著辦理業務時，前麵那個人總是耗時最久。
愛情的規則
★A good womenbrmen are like parking spots，all the good ones are taken.
一個好女人或者好男人就像泊車位一樣，好的都給占了。
★Brains x Beauty x Availability = stant.This stant is always zero.
智慧和相貌以及可行性的乘積是一個常量，而這個常量總是為零。
★Money ''t buy love，but it sure gets you a great bargaining position.
錢不能買到愛情，但毫無疑問，它的分量可以影響杠杆的平衡。
★Sex takes up the least amount of time and caus the most amount of trouble.
性愛隻需要最短的時間就能帶來最多的麻煩。
★No matter how many times you''ve had it，if it''s offered take it，bebsp;it''ll never be quite the same again.
不管你曾經擁有了多少次，如果還有的話，接受吧，因為每一次都是不同的。
★If it ems too good to be true，it probably is.
如果令你難以置信的話，你最好還是別相信。
★When a man''s wife learns to uand him，she usually stops listening to him.
當一個男人的妻子學會去理解她的丈夫的時候，她一般不會再聽他怎麼說了。
★The qualities that most attrabsp;a woman to a man are usually the same ones she ''t stand years later.
某一個男人最吸引某一個女人的品質，也就是多年後那個女人所不能容忍的，而且是最不能容忍的。
★Sex is hereditary.If your parents never had it，bsp;are you won''t either.
性愛是遺傳的。如果你的父母從來沒有過，那你也不會有的。
★It was not the apple on the tree but the pair on the ground that caud the trouble in the garden.
在花園裏造成麻煩的不是樹上的蘋果，而是那雙在地上的你的腳。
★Before you find your handsome prince，you''ve got to kiss a lot of frogs.
在發現你的英俊王子之前，你已經吻過了無數隻青蛙。
★There may be some things better than x，and some things wor than x.But there is nothing exactly like it.
有些東西可能比性愛好，有些東西可能比性愛差，但沒有一樣東西是像性愛那樣的，性愛獨一無二。
★If the effort that went in rearbsp;on the female bosom had gone into our spabsp;program，we would now be running hot-dog stands on the moon.
如果把用在研究女人胸部的精力放在航天計劃上的話，我們或許已經在月球上練攤兒了。這表明最重要的事情總是無法得到人們最多的精力。
★Love is a matter of chemistry，x is a matter of physics.
愛是化學反應，性卻是物理反應。
★It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.