Themayorsays
Thisvillagelackswater
There''''snotenoughfood
Either
Thewomenhaveallleft
Tofindwork
It''''sabachelortown
Fullofnothingbutbachelors
Thecountymagistratejokeswiththemayor
Heshouldhookupwithwidow-ville
Thenherapshisgavel
Andsolvestheproblem
Ofdrawingwater
Forhumansandlivestock
Waterwasdrawn
Naturallythequestion
Ofdaytodayneeds
Wasadequatelyanswered
Butthewomenwhowentaway
Towork
Stilldidn''''teback
Ihearafewcametovisit
ForNewYear
Thenstoletheirlittlesisters
Awaywiththem