再也不會找到像射手座這樣一見到伶俐可愛的小狗就會兩眼發直的人了。
CAPRI: Known to be a bit rvative and rerved, you thaw the cold Capri heart with an antique watch or a special family heirloom.
一款古舊的手表或是特別的傳家之物會讓保守念舊的摩羯座整個心都變軟。
AQUARIUS: A charity donation made in their name.
以水瓶座的名字命名的慈善捐贈物會讓他們非常開心。
PISCES: Dreamy Pisces loves getting lost in the haze, so an aromatherapy dle and some beautiful hand-picked flowers will help to t the mood.
愛幻想的雙魚座喜歡在一片朦朧中迷失，香熏蠟燭和精選的漂亮花朵正是營造這種氣氛的絕佳選擇。
Aries: You’re determio receive the most cards, dy and flowers. Who says nding ros to yourlf doesn’t t?
白羊座：期望收到很多卡片、甜點和鮮花。誰說給自己送花不算數？
Taurus: A bouquet of dandelions, dime store chocolates and di a fast food restaurant? Relax, it was just a bad dream!
金牛座：難道僅僅是一束蒲公英，廉價巧克力或者快餐店的一頓晚餐嗎？放鬆點，這隻不過是個噩夢。
Gemini: You make two dates for the night — and then backup plans with your friends in ca you decide to flake on your inal plans.
雙子座：你為今晚準備了兩個約會，這樣萬一原定約會泡湯了還可以和朋友一起。
cer: Oh, there’s nothing like dy heart art and lace doilies to get you going! Martha Stewart’s got nothing on you.
巨蟹座：沒有什麼能像心形點心和係著綢帶的禮物那樣吸引你。但是大款可沒準備送給你禮物。
Leo: You are displead by the single red ro some admirer left on your windshield. Clearly you are worth at least a dozen!
獅子座：有人悄悄送了一支玫瑰，這讓你很是惱火，因為至少該送一打玫瑰啊！
Virgo: You refu to share the box of chocolates you receive — what if someone fihem? What if someone sneezes on your ros?
處女座：拒絕跟別人分享你收到的巧克力。有人拿手指撥弄怎麼辦？有人對著你的玫瑰打了個噴嚏怎麼辦？
Libra: You nd valeo everyone you know: your hairdresr, your frade teacher, your manicurist, your manicurist’s cousin… You don’t want ao feel left out.
天秤座：你給認識的每個人都送去情人節的祝福：你的理發師、你四年級的老師、你的美甲師、美甲師的表弟……你不想讓任何人被遺忘。
Scorpio: Why go out for a fancy dinner when you already have desrt waiting at home? Who khat a Cupid e could be so xy?
天蠍座：與其在家坐等餐後甜點，不如出去享受一次奇特的美味。誰能想到丘比特的衣服會如此性感呢？
Sagittarius: You ’t it to nding a card — what if the recipient reads too muto it? You fake temporary amnesia to avoid aowledging the holiday.
射手座：不想贈送卡片——萬一收卡人誤解了你的意思怎麼辦？為了避免這個誤會隻好假裝忘記了這個節日。
Capri: Lacy hearts and syrupy s make you sneeze—besides, nothing says love like a ronic anizer!
摩羯座：帶花邊的心形食品和甜甜的味道讓你禁不住打噴嚏——畢竟，誰都不會說愛情像一個新的電子記事本。