I'M old,my dears,and shrivelled with age,and work,and grief,My eyes are gone,and my teeth have been drawn by Time,the Thief!
For terrible sights I've seen,and dangers great I've run I'm nearly seventy now,and my work is almost done!
Ah!I've been young in my time,and I've played the deuce with men!
I'm speaking of ten years past I was barely sixty then:
My cheeks were mellow and soft,and my eyes were large and sweet,POLL PINEAPPLE'S eyes were the standing toast of the Royal Fleet!
A bumboat woman was I,and I faithfully served the ships With apples and cakes,and fowls,and beer,and halfpenny dips,And beef for the generous mess,where the officers dine at nights,And fine fresh peppermint drops for the rollicking midshipmites.
Of all the kind commanders who anchored in Portsmouth Bay,By far the sweetest of all was kind LIEUTENANT BELAYE.'LIEUTENANT BELAYE commanded the gunboat HOT CROSS BUN,She was seven and thirty feet in length,and she carried a gun.
With a laudable view of enhancing his country's naval pride,When people inquired her size,LIEUTENANT BELAYE replied,"Oh,my ship,my ship is the first of the Hundred and Seventyones!"
Which meant her tonnage,but people imagined it meant her guns.
Whenever I went on board he would beckon me down below,"Come down,Little Buttercup,come"(for he loved to call me so),And he'd tell of the fights at sea in which he'd taken a part,And so LIEUTENANT BELAYE won poor POLL PINEAPPLE'S heart!
But at length his orders came,and he said one day,said he,"I'm ordered to sail with the HOT CROSS BUN to the German Sea."