When I would remonstrate at times,she spins round on me with,"Oh,don't you grumble,old man (she always calls me old man),it's I,young I,that keep you from stagnating."Well,I suppose it is so.Yea,after all,these things are well ordered.My wife,as one of her poor relations,good soul,intimates,is the salt of the earth,and none the less the salt of my sea,which otherwise were unwholesome.She is its monsoon,too,blowing a brisk gale over it,in the one steady direction of my chimney.
Not insensible of her superior energies,my wife has frequently made me propositions to take upon herself all the responsibilities of my affairs.She is desirous that,domestically,I should abdicate;that,renouncing further rule,like the venerable Charles V,I should retire intoo some sort of monastery.But indeed,the chimney excepted,I have little authority to lay down.By my wife's ingenious application of the principle that certain things belong of right to female jurisdiction,I find myself,through my easy compliances,insensibly stripped by degrees of one masculine prerogative after another.In a dream I go about my fields,a sort of lazy,happy-go-lucky,good-for-nothing,loafing old Lear.Only by some sudden revelation am I reminded who is over me;as year before last,one day seeing in one corner of the premises fresh deposits of mysterious boards and timbers,the oddity of the incident at length begat serious meditation."Wife,"said I,"whose boards and timbers are those I see near the orchard there?Do you know anything about them,wife?Who put them there?You know I do not like the neighbors to use my land that way,they should ask permission first."She regarded me with a pitying smile.