Beneath a cluster of milky globes of electric light Corny paused to admire the sheen of his low-cut patent leather shoes.The building occupying the angle was a pretentious _cafe_.Out of this came a couple, a lady in a white, cobwebby evening gown, with a lace wrap like a wreath of mist thrown over it, and a man, tall, faultless, assured -- too assured.They moved to the edge of the sidewalk and halted.Corny's eye, ever alert for "pointers" in "swell" behaviour, took them in with a sidelong glance.
"The carriage is not here," said the lady."You ordered it to wait?""I ordered it for nine-thirty," said the man."It should be here now."A familiar note in the lady's voice drew a more especial attention from Corny.It was pitched in a key well known to him.The soft electric shone upon her face.Sisters of sorrow have no quarters fixed for them.
In the index to the book of breaking hearts you will find that Broadway follows very soon after the Bowery.This lady's face was sad, and her voice was attuned with it.They waited, as if for the carriage.Corny waited too, for it was out of doors, and he was never tired of accumulating and profiting by knowledge of gentlemanly conduct.
"Jack," said the lady, "don't be angry.I've done everything I could to please you this evening.Why do you act so?""Oh, you're an angel," said the man."Depend upon woman to throw the blame upon a man.""I'm not blaming you.I'm only trying to make you happy.""You go about it in a very peculiar way.""You have been cross with me all the evening without any cause.""Oh, there isn't any cause except -- you make me tired."Corny took out his card case and looked over his collection.He selected one that read: "Mr.R.Lionel Whyte-Melville, Bloomsbury Square, London."This card he had inveigled from a tourist at the King Edward Hotel.Corny stepped up to the man and presented it with a correctly formal air.