It was an admirable imitation of the thing to which he and his ancestors must have been for thousands of years accustomed; and for the first two nights he slept perched among its branches.On the third the little brute turned the poor cat out of its basket and slept on the eiderdown, after which no more tree for him, real or imitation.At the end of the three months, if we offered him monkey-nuts, he would snatch them from our hand and throw them at our head.He much preferred gingerbread and weak tea with plenty of sugar; and when we wanted him to leave the kitchen fire and enjoy a run in the garden, we had to carry him out swearing--I mean he was swearing, of course.I quite agree with him.I much prefer this chair on which I am sitting--this 'wooden lumber,' as you term it--to the most comfortable lump of old red sandstone that the best furnished cave could possibly afford; and I am degenerate enough to fancy that I look very nice in this frock--much nicer than my brothers or sisters to whom it originally belonged: they didn't know how to make the best of it.""You would look charming anyhow," I murmured with conviction, "even--"
"I know what you are going to say," interrupted the Woman of the World; "please don't.It's very shocking, and, besides, I don't agree with you.I should have had a thick, coarse skin, with hair all over me and nothing by way of a change.""I am contending," said the Minor Poet, "that what we choose to call civilisation has done little beyond pandering to our animal desires.