第九章
成雅洋被成爸爸抱走之後,兩人有一句沒一句吐槽對方,“寶貝,爸爸繼續給你說說孔子啊,咋們上回說到哪裏了?”
成雅洋捂著耳朵,不耐地看著成爸爸,“Daddy,Why
are you so
want to
say that
Confucius?
Don't you
no longer
love mom,
go to like
Confucius?
But
Confucius
has been
dead for
many
years. So
mother
will
sad!(你為什麼那麼想說孔子?難道你不再愛媽媽,去喜歡孔子了?但是孔子已經死了好多年了。這樣媽媽會傷心的!)”
成爸爸尷尬地看著成雅洋,拍了拍她的屁股。剛要開口好好教育女兒一番,成雅洋倒是開始暴走模式教育起成爸爸,“You
can't do
this to
me! It is
illegal to
spank
their
children,
it is to
be
captured
by the
police.
(你不能這樣對我!打孩子是犯法的,是要被警察叔叔抓走的。)”成雅洋深深地吸了一口氣,成爸爸剛要開口,成雅洋雙手相扣,做出萌噠噠的拜托狀,吸吸鼻子,黑溜溜的眼眸盯著成爸爸,“Daddy,
I don't
want you
to lea-ve
me, mommy,
brother
lea-ve.
Hope you
to think
about you,
daddy.(爹地,我不想你離開我,離開媽咪,離開哥哥。希望你好好思考一下你的做法,爹地。)”
成爸爸無力地看著懷抱中的成雅洋,打也不是罵也不是,那就誇她吧!成爸爸用力地點點頭,“Oh,
Sweetheart,
give daddy
a chance,
daddy will
be hard to
reinvent
itself.
(甜心,給爹地一次機會,爹地一定會努力好好改造自己。)”低頭與成雅洋頭磕頭,“You
this
little guy
is really
a **all
age learn
your
mother
that
fluent in
English.
How to
prepare to
go
abroad?(你這小家夥真是小小年紀就學了你媽那一口流利的英文。怎麼準備出國?)”
成雅洋看著一臉孩子氣的成爸爸,抬頭親了親他的秀氣的鼻梁,“Daddy