話說我的自我調節能力是杠杠滴，這叫啥精神係buff的來著。聽完悲風將他和小夥伴在大街上做說出來一定會被和諧的事，然後被城管大隊追殺，最後逃到城外領取天降係姐姐*1的故事後，我馬上就不淡定了。尼瑪玩我呢，這種明顯扯淡的劇情是哪來的，悲風的小夥伴是怎麼回事，不是都已經被城管大隊抓走了嗎？怎麼還有一個。悲風不是從異世界來到嗎？為什麼這麼簡單就可以撿到同是異世界的姐姐*1。
在悲風告訴我他姐姐叫樂風以及我在心裏感歎這名字真像的同時我用手摸上了樂風的胸發現原來真的沒有胸當然後來被賞了兩個爆栗樂風繼續進行每日必行的吃飯睡覺打悲風活動順便打罵某隻把她打傷的太古巨龍竟然犯規吧龍息壓縮了不然硬抗十八次都沒問題不得不說我撿到了一隻可以和太古巨龍互掐的人形兵器話說和巨龍互掐還定規矩真的大丈夫反正科學君都死了我還要什麼標點符號啊
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這是原來用來水字數，現在還是用來誰字數的一段：
而且為什麼悲風生動形象的向我們用火焰描述了他的小夥伴。
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