第29章 TWO THANKSGIVING DAY GENTLEMEN(1 / 3)

THERE IS one day that is ours.There is one day when all we americans who are not self-made go back to the old home to eat saleratus biscuits and marvel how much nearer to the porch the old pump looks than it used to.Bless the day.President roosevelt gives it to us.We hear some talk of the Puritans,but don't just remember who they were.Bet we can lick'em,anyhow,if they try to land again.Plymouth rocks?Well,that sounds more familiar.lots of us have had to come down to hens since the Turkey Trust got its work in.But somebody in Washington is leaking out advance information to'em about these Thanksgiving proclamations.

The big city east of the cranberry bogs has made Thanksgiving day an institution.The last Thursday in November is the only day in the year on which it recognizes the part of america lying across the ferries.It is the one day that is purely american.Yes,a day of celebration,exclusively american.

and now for the story which is to prove to you that we have traditions on this side of the ocean that are becoming older at a much rapider rate than those of England are—thanks to our git-up and enterprise.

Stuffy Pete took his seat on the third bench to the right as you enter Union Square from the east,at the walk opposite the fountain.Every Thanksgiving day for nine years he had taken his seat there promptly at 1 o'clock.For every time hehad done so things had happened to him—Charles dickensy things that swelled his waistcoat above his heart,and equally on the other side.

But today Stuffy Pete's appearance at the annual trysting place seemed to have been rather the result of habit than of the yearly hunger which,as the philanthropists seem to think,afficts the poor at such extended intervals.

Certainly Pete was not hungry.He had just come from a feast that had left him of his powers barely those of respiration and locomotion.His eyes were like two pale gooseberries firmly imbedded in a swollen and gravy-smeared mask of putty.His breath came in short wheezes;a senatorial roll of adipose tissue denied a fashionable set to his upturned coat collar.Buttons that had been sewed upon his clothes by kind Salvation fngers a week before few like popcorn,strewing the earth around him.ragged he was,with a split shirt front open to the wishbone;but the November breeze,carrying fine snowflakes,brought him only a grateful coolness.For Stuffy Pete was overcharged with the caloric produced by a super-bountiful dinner,beginning with oysters and ending with plum pudding,and including(it seemed to him)all the roast turkey and baked potatoes and chicken salad and squash pie and ice cream in the world.Wherefore he sat,gorged,and gazed upon the world with after-dinner contempt.

The meal had been an unexpected one.He was passing a red brick mansion near the beginning of Fifth avenue,in which lived two old ladies of ancient family and a reverence for traditions.They even denied the existence of New York,and believed that Thanksgiving day was declared solely for Washington Square.one of their traditional habits wasto station a servant at the postern gate with orders to admit the first hungry wayfarer that came along after the hour of noon had struck,and banquet him to a finish.Stuffy Pete happened to pass by on his way to the park,and the seneschals gathered him in and upheld the custom of the castle.

after Stuffy Pete had gazed straight before him for ten minutes he was conscious of a desire for a more varied feld of vision.With a tremendous effort he moved his head slowly to the left.and then his eyes bulged out fearfully,and his breath ceased,and the rough-shod ends of his short legs wriggled and rustled on the gravel.