奇才咽咽口水道：“是不是還有一點猥鎖，還帶著一點淫賤……”
“對沒錯，就是一副喪門星的樣子！”奇夾驚喜道：“二哥，你這麼快認出來了？”
“不是，隻能說……你們兩個，一模一樣……”
這個消息，對於奇夾來說，猶如晴天霹靂，抱頭不敢接受事實地搖頭喊叫：“你說謊，這不可能，這不可能，他明明又挫又醜又猥鎖又淫賤又喪門星，你們怎麼可能認不出來！！！”
奇老爺不知道怎麼安慰他接受事實，不過，另一個肯定是假的了，這時兩個人的厲眼同時轉向假的奇夾。
卻聽，假奇夾急聲道：“爹，他才是假貨，別相信他，難道您忘了當年三歲我就搶糖，七歲就開始打群架，十歲就開始偷東西了嗎？”
這時，準備動手的奇老爺跟奇才頓時又猶豫了下來。
“這些都是大家都知道的事！”奇夾急聲道：“五歲我偷看過表姐洗澡！”
奇才驚聲道：“什麼，你竟然偷看過婉如表姐洗澡！！”
假奇夾爭頭上來：“我八歲炸過煉房！”
奇夾急得結巴道：“我我，我十一歲在爹的內褲上撒過辣椒粉！”
迷惑當年**為何火熱，老婆也一起受罪的原因，現在終於真相大白，奇老爺額上冒起青筋。
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