during this song they pinch falstaff.doctor caius comes one way, and steals away a fairy in green; slender another way, and takes off a fairy in white; and fenton steals away anne page.a noise of hunting is heard within.all the fairies run away.falstaff pulls off his buck's head, and risesenter page, ford, mistress page, mistress ford, and sir hugh evanspage.nay, do not fly; i think we have watch'd you now.will none but herne the hunter serve your turn? mrs.page.i pray you, come, hold up the jest no higher.now, good sir john, how like you windsor wives? see you these, husband? do not these fair yokes become the forest better than the town? ford.now, sir, who's a cuckold now? master brook, falstaff's a knave, a cuckoldly knave; here are his horns, master brook; and, master brook, he hath enjoyed nothing of ford's but his buck- basket, his cudgel, and twenty pounds of money, which must be paid to master brook; his horses are arrested for it, master brook.mrs.ford.sir john, we have had ill luck; we could never meet.i will never take you for my love again; but i will always count you my deer.falstaff.i do begin to perceive that i am made an ass.ford.ay, and an ox too; both the proofs are extant.falstaff.and these are not fairies? i was three or four times in the thought they were not fairies; and yet the guiltiness of my mind, the sudden surprise of my powers, drove the grossness of the foppery into a receiv'd belief, in despite of the teeth of all rhyme and reason, that they were fairies.see now how wit may be made a jack-a- lent when 'tis upon ill employment.evans.sir john falstaff, serve got, and leave your desires, and fairies will not pinse you.ford.well said, fairy hugh.evans.and leave you your jealousies too, i pray you.ford.i will never mistrust my wife again, till thou art able to woo her in goodenglish.falstaff.have i laid my brain in the sun, and dried it, that it wants matter to prevent so gross, o'er-reaching as this? am i ridden with a welsh goat too? shall i have a cox-comb of frieze? 'tis time i were chok'd with a piece of toasted cheese.evans.seese is not good to give putter; your belly is all putter.falstaff.'seese' and 'putter'! have i liv'd to stand at the taunt of one that makes fritters of english? this is enough to be the decay of lust and late-walking through the realm.mrs.page.why, sir john, do you think, though we would have thrust virtue out of our hearts by the head and shoulders, and have given ourselves without scruple to hell, that ever the devil could have made you our delight? ford.what, a hodge-pudding? a bag of flax? mrs.page.a puff'd man? page.old, cold, wither'd, and of intolerable entrails? ford.and one that is as slanderous as satan? page.and as poor as job? ford.and as wicked as his wife? evans.and given to fornications, and to taverns, and sack, and wine, and metheglins, and to drinkings, and swearings, and starings, pribbles and prabbles? falstaff.well, i am your theme; you have the start of me; i am dejected; i am not able to answer the welsh flannel; ignorance itself is a plummet o'er me; use me as you will.ford.marry, sir, we'll bring you to windsor, to one master brook, that you have cozen'd of money, to whom you should have been a pander.over and above that you have suffer'd, i think to repay that money will be a biting affliction.page.yet be cheerful, knight; thou shalt eat a posset tonight at my house, where i will desire thee to laugh at my wife, that now laughs at thee.tell her master slender hath married her daughter.mrs.page.[aside] doctors doubt that; if anne page be my daughter, she is, by this, doctor caius' wife.
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