enter slender
slender.whoa, ho, ho, father page! page.son, how now! how now, son! have you dispatch'd'? slender.dispatch'd! i'll make the best in gloucestershire know on't; would i were hang'd, la, else! page.of what, son? slender.i came yonder at eton to marry mistress anne page, and she's a great lubberly boy.if it had not been i' th' church, i would have swing'd him, or he should have swing'd me.if i did not think it had been anne page, would i might never stir!-and 'tis a postmaster'sboy.page.upon my life, then, you took the wrong.slender.what need you tell me that? i think so, when i took a boy for a girl.if i had been married to him, for all he was in woman's apparel, i would not have had him.page.why, this is your own folly.did not i tell you how you should know my daughter by her garments? slender.i went to her in white and cried 'mum' and she cried 'budget' as anne and i had appointed; and yet it was not anne, but a postmaster's boy.mrs.page.good george, be not angry.i knew of your purpose; turn'd my daughter into green; and, indeed, she is now with the doctor at the dean'ry, and there married.enter caiuscaius.vere is mistress page? by gar, i am cozened; i ha' married un garcon, a boy; un paysan, by gar, a boy; it is not anne page; by gar, i am cozened.mrs.page.why, did you take her in green? caius.ay, be gar, and 'tis a boy; be gar, i'll raise all windsor.exit caius ford.this is strange.who hath got the right anne? page.my heart misgives me; here comes master fenton.