Prelude 貢豬祭父(3 / 3)

雲天河:少、女?

YunTianhe:Young…girl?

韓菱紗:而且還說我是你的晚飯,下*賊!你想對我做什麼?!

HanLingsha:Furthermore,youactuallysaidthatI’myoursupper!Dirtyrogue!Whatdoyouwanttodowithme?!

雲天河:你……是女人?爹說過的那種?

YunTianhe:Areyou…awoman,aswhatDadhadsaid?

韓菱紗:越說越過份!你倒是說說我哪點不像女人!

HanLingsha:Moreandmorefulsome!You’dbettersaywhereIdon’tseemlikeawoman!

雲天河:……是女人,那就不是豬妖囉……

YunTianhe:…Youareawoman.Then,you’renotthepigmonster…

韓菱紗:(……騙、騙人的吧?這人到底是從哪冒出來的呆子,好像連女人也沒見過,看起來又不像假的……)

HanLingsha:(…Is…ishejoking?Wheredoesthisboobycomeoutfrom?Itseemsthathehasneverseenawomananditdoesn’tseemfeigned…)

山豬:…………

Theboar:……

雲天河:…………

YunTianhe:……

雲天河:山、山豬…………

YunTianhe:The…theboar…

韓菱紗:…………

HanLingsha:……

韓菱紗:哦~我明白了,你追著山豬進山洞,後來遇上我,所以就弄錯了,對不對?

HanLingsha:Oh!Iunderstand.Youfollowedtheboarintothecave;afterwardyoumetme,soyoumadethemistake,didn’tyou?

雲天河:我弄錯了?……好、好像是……

YunTianhe:Imadeamistake?…It…itseemstobe…

雲天河:奇怪……她不是豬妖,那門的機關是哪隻豬打開的?!

YunTianhe:Howstrange…Sheisn’tapigmonster.Thenwhichpigopenedthemachinery?!

雲天河:你,剛才有沒有受傷?

YunTianhe:Didyougetinjuredjustnow?

韓菱紗:哼,可算想起來了,還不過來扶我一把,閃得太急,腳都扭到了。

HanLingsha:Hum!Youfinallycometome.Whynotcometohelpmeup?Idodgedinahurrythatmyfootwricked.

雲天河:扶你?

YunTianhe:Helpyouup?

雲天河:那不行!我爹說過,男女授受不親,不能亂摸的。

YunTianhe:No,Ican’t!Dadhadsaidthatthemenandwomendon’tpassinperson.Itdoesn’tallowtouchingatrandom.

韓菱紗:你!想得美!誰讓你摸了,是扶、扶我一下!

HanLingsha:You!Whatanicethought!Wholetyoutouchme?Imeansupporting,supportingmeupwithyourhands!

雲天河:好吧,我這可是為了幫你……

YunTianhe:Allright!I’mforhelpingyou…

韓菱紗:哼~謝啦。

HanLingsha:Hum!Thanks!

韓菱紗:我說,看你這樣,好像完全沒見過什麼世麵,連女人都沒見過,應該也不是山腳下村子裏的人吧?

HanLingsha:Well,Itseemsthatyouhaveneverseentheworld,andevenhavenoideaofthewoman.Youarenotthevillageratthefootofthemountain,areyou?

雲天河:我一直住在山上。

YunTianhe:Iliveinthemountainallalong.

韓菱紗:難怪從沒見過女孩子~真不知道你爹怎麼和你說的!

HanLingsha:Nowonderthatyouhaveneverseenagirl!It’shardtowonderhowyourdadsaidtoyou!

雲天河:說什麼?

YunTianhe:Saywhat?

韓菱紗:說“男女授受不親”之類的啊。

HanLingsha:Ideasofthatthemenandwomendon’tpassinpersonandsoon.

雲天河:他、我爹說,女孩子的胸和男孩子的不一樣,軟軟的,不可以隨便亂摸。

YunTianhe:He…Dadsaidthatthegirls’breastisdifferentfromboys.It’sverysoftandcannotbeentouchedatrandom.

韓菱紗:你!淫賊啊!原以為你爹是個儒酸文人,竟然教出你這種傻瓜,沒想到也是個胡言亂語之徒。

HanLingsha:You!Rogue!Iusedtotakeyourdadasasourbookmanthathavetaughtsuchafoolofyou.Ihardlyimaginehewassuchaguytalkingnonsense.

雲天河:住口!雖然我聽不太懂你在說什麼,不過不許說我爹的壞話,他是天底下最厲害的人!

YunTianhe:Shutup!AlthoughI’mnotsoawareaboutwhatyousay,youmustn’ttalkbadaboutDad.He’sthesmartestoneintheworld!

韓菱紗:好了好了~別氣,算我講錯總行了吧?

HanLingsha:Ok,ok!Don’tbeangry.I’vetalkedwrong.That’sallright?

韓菱紗:你一直說這個山洞叫“石沉溪洞”,是不是知道這裏的秘密?告訴我好不好?

HanLingsha:Youcallthecave“ShichenxiCave”,ifyouknowthesecrethere?Couldyoutellmesomethingaboutit?

雲天河:你是故意闖進來的?我爹說過,不能讓別人進到石沉溪洞。

YunTianhe:Yourushedinonpurpose,didn’tyou?DadhadsaidthatnobodyelseshouldgetintoShichenxiCave.

雲天河:看來豬沒開機關,是你把機關打開闖進來的,你到底想幹什麼?!

YunTianhe:Itlooksasifthepighasn’topenedthemachinery.It’syouwhoopenedthemachinery.Whatdoyouwanttodo?!

韓菱紗:我……

HanLingsha:I…

雲天河:(嗯?!有殺氣!)

YunTianhe:(En?!Murderousbreath!)

雲天河:(難道…………這女的要殺我?!)

YunTianhe:(If…thewomanwillkillme?!)

韓菱紗:喂喂喂~怎麼說的好好的,你翻臉跟翻書一樣?

HanLingsha:Hey,hey!What’swrong?Weweretalkingnormally.Whydoyoufalloutliketurningoverabook?

韓菱紗:洞口那裏又沒寫不讓人進,我哪知道呀,你說對不對?

HanLingsha:There’snowordwhichsays“enterforbidden”attheentrance.HowcanIknowaboutit,yousee?

雲天河:話不能這麼說吧……你、你到底想怎樣?

YunTianhe:Itcan’tsaylikethis…What,whatdoyouwanttodo?

韓菱紗:這樣好了,我告訴你我來這兒的原因,你就說出你知道的秘密好不好?

HanLingsha:Well,ItellyouthereasonIcomehere,andyoutellmethesecretyouknow.Ok?

韓菱紗:這就扯平了,誰也不吃虧~

HanLingsha:Thisisequivalent,nonesufferslosses!

雲天河:我——

YunTianhe:I…

??:噓為雲雨,嘻為雷霆。通天徹地,出幽入明,千變萬化,何者非我!

???:Exhalationisrain;hootisthunder.Overpasstheheavenandcleartheground;getoutofmysteryandintoclarity;thousandsofvariety,whichoneisnotme?!

韓菱紗:呀!這、這是什麼?!鬼嗎?

HanLingsha:Yah!What…what’sthis?Ghost?

雲天河:……不知道,難道殺氣是他發出的?

YunTianhe:…Idon’tknow.Ifthemurderousbreathissentoutbyhim?

韓菱紗:我、我看他好像很凶,我們先跑吧!

HanLingsha:It…itseemsthathe’sveryterrible.We’dbetterrunaway!

雲天河:為什麼要跑?我爹凶起來比他凶多了。

YunTianhe:Why?Dadismoreterriblewhenhelosehistemper.

??:吾乃魁召,奉主人之命鎮守此地,凡擅自闖入者,令其立斃當場!

???:IamKuizhao.Iamguardingherefortherecommendofthemaster.Anygatecrasherwouldbekilledontheground!

韓菱紗:立斃當場?!山頂野人,小心啦!

HanLingsha:Bekilledontheground?!Becareful,barbarianinthemountain!

韓菱紗:不行!這樣砍上幾百年也傷不了他!隻好用那一招了,死馬當活馬醫……

HanLingsha:No!Itwon’tbehurtevenhundredsofyearsbychopping!Ihavetousethatmethod,makeeverypossibleeffort…

韓菱紗:喂,你靜下心來聽我念咒,我們一起用仙術對付他!

HanLingsha:Hey!Keepcalmandlistentome.Let’sconfronthimbytheurgytogether!

雲天河:什麼仙術?我不會啊!

YunTianhe:Whattheurgy?Idon’tknowaboutit!

韓菱紗:呆子~所以才讓你靜下心來聽我念,臨陣磨槍,總比等死強!

HanLingsha:Booby!ThereforeIletyoutobecalmandlistentome.Startingtoprepareatthelastmomentisbetterthanwaitingfordeath!

韓菱紗:道貫三才為一氣耳,天以氣而運行,地以氣而發生,陰陽以氣而慘舒,風雷以氣而動蕩,人身以氣而呼吸,道法以氣而感通。

HanLingsha:AcrosstheThreeTalentofTaoisbreath.Theheavenmovesforbreath;thegroundarisesforbreath;theworldextendsforbreath;thetempestshakesforbreath;thehumanexhalesforbreath;thetheurgytelepathizesforbreath.

雲天河:你、你念慢一點,太快了我記不下來!

YunTianhe:Be,beslower,please.YoureadsoquicklythatIcan’tremember.

韓菱紗:水之潤下,無孔不入;火之炎上,無物不焚;雷之肅斂,無堅不摧;風之肆拂,無阻不透;土之養化,無物不融!

HanLingsha:Thewatersoaksdownwards,enteringanygap;thefireflamesupwards,burninganymatter;Thethunderconvergesentad,conqueringanyrigidity;thewindsblowsforth,permeatinganyimpediment;thesoilfertilizeseverywhither,syncretizinganysubstance!

韓菱紗:唉,不是讓你靜下心來嗎?不要這麼亂七八糟好不好……

HanLingsha:Alas!I’vetoldyoutobecalm,haven’tI?Don’tsoarsy-varsy…

韓菱紗:好了!我們盡全力打倒他!

HanLingsha:Ok!Tryourbesttobeathim!

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