雲天河:少、女?
YunTianhe:Young…girl?
韓菱紗:而且還說我是你的晚飯,下*賊!你想對我做什麼?!
HanLingsha:Furthermore,youactuallysaidthatI’myoursupper!Dirtyrogue!Whatdoyouwanttodowithme?!
雲天河:你……是女人?爹說過的那種?
YunTianhe:Areyou…awoman,aswhatDadhadsaid?
韓菱紗:越說越過份!你倒是說說我哪點不像女人!
HanLingsha:Moreandmorefulsome!You’dbettersaywhereIdon’tseemlikeawoman!
雲天河:……是女人,那就不是豬妖囉……
YunTianhe:…Youareawoman.Then,you’renotthepigmonster…
韓菱紗:(……騙、騙人的吧?這人到底是從哪冒出來的呆子,好像連女人也沒見過,看起來又不像假的……)
HanLingsha:(…Is…ishejoking?Wheredoesthisboobycomeoutfrom?Itseemsthathehasneverseenawomananditdoesn’tseemfeigned…)
山豬:…………
Theboar:……
雲天河:…………
YunTianhe:……
雲天河:山、山豬…………
YunTianhe:The…theboar…
韓菱紗:…………
HanLingsha:……
韓菱紗:哦~我明白了,你追著山豬進山洞,後來遇上我,所以就弄錯了,對不對?
HanLingsha:Oh!Iunderstand.Youfollowedtheboarintothecave;afterwardyoumetme,soyoumadethemistake,didn’tyou?
雲天河:我弄錯了?……好、好像是……
YunTianhe:Imadeamistake?…It…itseemstobe…
雲天河:奇怪……她不是豬妖,那門的機關是哪隻豬打開的?!
YunTianhe:Howstrange…Sheisn’tapigmonster.Thenwhichpigopenedthemachinery?!
雲天河:你,剛才有沒有受傷?
YunTianhe:Didyougetinjuredjustnow?
韓菱紗:哼,可算想起來了,還不過來扶我一把,閃得太急,腳都扭到了。
HanLingsha:Hum!Youfinallycometome.Whynotcometohelpmeup?Idodgedinahurrythatmyfootwricked.
雲天河:扶你?
YunTianhe:Helpyouup?
雲天河:那不行!我爹說過,男女授受不親,不能亂摸的。
YunTianhe:No,Ican’t!Dadhadsaidthatthemenandwomendon’tpassinperson.Itdoesn’tallowtouchingatrandom.
韓菱紗:你!想得美!誰讓你摸了,是扶、扶我一下!
HanLingsha:You!Whatanicethought!Wholetyoutouchme?Imeansupporting,supportingmeupwithyourhands!
雲天河:好吧,我這可是為了幫你……
YunTianhe:Allright!I’mforhelpingyou…
韓菱紗:哼~謝啦。
HanLingsha:Hum!Thanks!
韓菱紗:我說,看你這樣,好像完全沒見過什麼世麵,連女人都沒見過,應該也不是山腳下村子裏的人吧?
HanLingsha:Well,Itseemsthatyouhaveneverseentheworld,andevenhavenoideaofthewoman.Youarenotthevillageratthefootofthemountain,areyou?
雲天河:我一直住在山上。
YunTianhe:Iliveinthemountainallalong.
韓菱紗:難怪從沒見過女孩子~真不知道你爹怎麼和你說的!
HanLingsha:Nowonderthatyouhaveneverseenagirl!It’shardtowonderhowyourdadsaidtoyou!
雲天河:說什麼?
YunTianhe:Saywhat?
韓菱紗:說“男女授受不親”之類的啊。
HanLingsha:Ideasofthatthemenandwomendon’tpassinpersonandsoon.
雲天河:他、我爹說,女孩子的胸和男孩子的不一樣,軟軟的,不可以隨便亂摸。
YunTianhe:He…Dadsaidthatthegirls’breastisdifferentfromboys.It’sverysoftandcannotbeentouchedatrandom.
韓菱紗:你!淫賊啊!原以為你爹是個儒酸文人,竟然教出你這種傻瓜,沒想到也是個胡言亂語之徒。
HanLingsha:You!Rogue!Iusedtotakeyourdadasasourbookmanthathavetaughtsuchafoolofyou.Ihardlyimaginehewassuchaguytalkingnonsense.
雲天河:住口!雖然我聽不太懂你在說什麼,不過不許說我爹的壞話,他是天底下最厲害的人!
YunTianhe:Shutup!AlthoughI’mnotsoawareaboutwhatyousay,youmustn’ttalkbadaboutDad.He’sthesmartestoneintheworld!
韓菱紗:好了好了~別氣,算我講錯總行了吧?
HanLingsha:Ok,ok!Don’tbeangry.I’vetalkedwrong.That’sallright?
韓菱紗:你一直說這個山洞叫“石沉溪洞”,是不是知道這裏的秘密?告訴我好不好?
HanLingsha:Youcallthecave“ShichenxiCave”,ifyouknowthesecrethere?Couldyoutellmesomethingaboutit?
雲天河:你是故意闖進來的?我爹說過,不能讓別人進到石沉溪洞。
YunTianhe:Yourushedinonpurpose,didn’tyou?DadhadsaidthatnobodyelseshouldgetintoShichenxiCave.
雲天河:看來豬沒開機關,是你把機關打開闖進來的,你到底想幹什麼?!
YunTianhe:Itlooksasifthepighasn’topenedthemachinery.It’syouwhoopenedthemachinery.Whatdoyouwanttodo?!
韓菱紗:我……
HanLingsha:I…
雲天河:(嗯?!有殺氣!)
YunTianhe:(En?!Murderousbreath!)
雲天河:(難道…………這女的要殺我?!)
YunTianhe:(If…thewomanwillkillme?!)
韓菱紗:喂喂喂~怎麼說的好好的,你翻臉跟翻書一樣?
HanLingsha:Hey,hey!What’swrong?Weweretalkingnormally.Whydoyoufalloutliketurningoverabook?
韓菱紗:洞口那裏又沒寫不讓人進,我哪知道呀,你說對不對?
HanLingsha:There’snowordwhichsays“enterforbidden”attheentrance.HowcanIknowaboutit,yousee?
雲天河:話不能這麼說吧……你、你到底想怎樣?
YunTianhe:Itcan’tsaylikethis…What,whatdoyouwanttodo?
韓菱紗:這樣好了,我告訴你我來這兒的原因,你就說出你知道的秘密好不好?
HanLingsha:Well,ItellyouthereasonIcomehere,andyoutellmethesecretyouknow.Ok?
韓菱紗:這就扯平了,誰也不吃虧~
HanLingsha:Thisisequivalent,nonesufferslosses!
雲天河:我——
YunTianhe:I…
??:噓為雲雨,嘻為雷霆。通天徹地,出幽入明,千變萬化,何者非我!
???:Exhalationisrain;hootisthunder.Overpasstheheavenandcleartheground;getoutofmysteryandintoclarity;thousandsofvariety,whichoneisnotme?!
韓菱紗:呀!這、這是什麼?!鬼嗎?
HanLingsha:Yah!What…what’sthis?Ghost?
雲天河:……不知道,難道殺氣是他發出的?
YunTianhe:…Idon’tknow.Ifthemurderousbreathissentoutbyhim?
韓菱紗:我、我看他好像很凶,我們先跑吧!
HanLingsha:It…itseemsthathe’sveryterrible.We’dbetterrunaway!
雲天河:為什麼要跑?我爹凶起來比他凶多了。
YunTianhe:Why?Dadismoreterriblewhenhelosehistemper.
??:吾乃魁召,奉主人之命鎮守此地,凡擅自闖入者,令其立斃當場!
???:IamKuizhao.Iamguardingherefortherecommendofthemaster.Anygatecrasherwouldbekilledontheground!
韓菱紗:立斃當場?!山頂野人,小心啦!
HanLingsha:Bekilledontheground?!Becareful,barbarianinthemountain!
韓菱紗:不行!這樣砍上幾百年也傷不了他!隻好用那一招了,死馬當活馬醫……
HanLingsha:No!Itwon’tbehurtevenhundredsofyearsbychopping!Ihavetousethatmethod,makeeverypossibleeffort…
韓菱紗:喂,你靜下心來聽我念咒,我們一起用仙術對付他!
HanLingsha:Hey!Keepcalmandlistentome.Let’sconfronthimbytheurgytogether!
雲天河:什麼仙術?我不會啊!
YunTianhe:Whattheurgy?Idon’tknowaboutit!
韓菱紗:呆子~所以才讓你靜下心來聽我念,臨陣磨槍,總比等死強!
HanLingsha:Booby!ThereforeIletyoutobecalmandlistentome.Startingtoprepareatthelastmomentisbetterthanwaitingfordeath!
韓菱紗:道貫三才為一氣耳,天以氣而運行,地以氣而發生,陰陽以氣而慘舒,風雷以氣而動蕩,人身以氣而呼吸,道法以氣而感通。
HanLingsha:AcrosstheThreeTalentofTaoisbreath.Theheavenmovesforbreath;thegroundarisesforbreath;theworldextendsforbreath;thetempestshakesforbreath;thehumanexhalesforbreath;thetheurgytelepathizesforbreath.
雲天河:你、你念慢一點,太快了我記不下來!
YunTianhe:Be,beslower,please.YoureadsoquicklythatIcan’tremember.
韓菱紗:水之潤下,無孔不入;火之炎上,無物不焚;雷之肅斂,無堅不摧;風之肆拂,無阻不透;土之養化,無物不融!
HanLingsha:Thewatersoaksdownwards,enteringanygap;thefireflamesupwards,burninganymatter;Thethunderconvergesentad,conqueringanyrigidity;thewindsblowsforth,permeatinganyimpediment;thesoilfertilizeseverywhither,syncretizinganysubstance!
韓菱紗:唉,不是讓你靜下心來嗎?不要這麼亂七八糟好不好……
HanLingsha:Alas!I’vetoldyoutobecalm,haven’tI?Don’tsoarsy-varsy…
韓菱紗:好了!我們盡全力打倒他!
HanLingsha:Ok!Tryourbesttobeathim!
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