你有星期一綜合症嗎？
錦囊妙句
作者：By Angie Pinchbeck
沒什麼比星期一早晨更糟糕的了。
There’s nothing worse than a Monday morning.
真不敢相信我睡過頭了。
I can’t believe I slept through my alarm.
我希望這個生病的理由行得通。
I wish this were a valid medical excuse.
看起來她一到星期一狀態就很差。
Looks like she’s got a bad case of the Mondays.
星期一究竟因何而存在？
Why on earth does Monday exist？
你不是討厭星期一早晨的鬧鍾嗎？
Don’t you just hate the Monday morning alarm？
如果你想順利過完一整天，有很多事情可以做。
If you want to get through the day， there are some things you can do.
如果你星期天晚上睡眠充足，就不會在星期一感覺太糟糕。
If you get enough rest Sunday night， you won’t feel so 1）horrid on Monday.
你該一睡醒就立刻起床。
You should just hop out of bed the moment you wake up.
捎上一束鮮花讓一天過得愉快。
Grab a bunch of fresh flowers to brighten the day.
為什麼星期一的交通總是那麼糟糕？
Why is traffic always worse on Mondays？
這應該用藥物來對症治療。
There ought to be a pill for this.
保持正確的態度很重要。
It’s important to keep the right attitude.
她告訴我，她受到星期一綜合症的困擾。
She told me she suffers from MMS—Monday Morning 2）Syndrome.
看來我們的處境都相同。
Seems we’re all in the same boat.
我隻是無法克服我的星期一綜合症。
I just can’t seem to kick my MMB—Monday Morning Blues.
你不希望我們能徹底跳過星期一嗎？
Don’t you wish we could just skip Mondays entirely？
每個星期一都該是假期。
Every Monday should be a holiday.